why does it seem the oyez office is the only room with no a/c?

imagine my excitement on a sticky tuesday afternoon sitting at the oyez review desk, sun streaming in through the open windows, el screaming by every 5-7 minutes... when i flipped through the submissions log book to see what i should be reading next and found... a fiction submission from our very own phil waalkes! yay! :) and this just makes me wonder... where are the rest of you?! come on poets! we have found only a handful of good pieces in the 90+ submissions read thus far, and the mail bins are empty, only bits of mail rolling in each day. you've got two weeks... get those poems in the mail!! :)

submission guidelines:
http://drunkpoets.blogspot.com/2004/09/hear-ye-hear-ye-submit-to-oyez.html